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[itsnotaonesie]

Hey! This is Peter. Leave a message, you know how this works. I'll get back to you as soon as I can, if I don't break my phone. Big if.

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[toiletseat_girl]

[fondly] I know you do.

Yeah, but that's because [she makes vague arm gestures he obviously can't see] you're you. It is literally impossible to dislike you. True story.

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[itsnotaonesie]

[he laughs softly, maybe just a little embarrassed by the praise. Okay a lot embarrassed, but it's a good embarrassed.]

Y'know, I think that's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.

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[toiletseat_girl]

[HE SHOULD BE GOOD EMBARRASSED, GEORGE NEVER LETS HER TRUE EMOTIONS SHOWN]

...holy shit. Seriously? Then people need to be lining up, telling you that you're awesome.

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[itsnotaonesie]

[GEORGE NO]

Oh my God. I don't think I could handle that. Could it just be high five? Way less awkward.

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[toiletseat_girl]

Ehh, I guess high fives would work. Personally, I'd want all the adulation. [she imitates a cheering crowd] You're so awesome, George! We couldn't have done it without you!

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[itsnotaonesie]

You can have all the adulation. I would hate to have that kind of attention, I would have especially hated it back home.

[Well, Peter Parker would have hated the attention, Spider-Man would have just hammed it the fuck up.]

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[toiletseat_girl]

Nah, I'm gonna be a ER doctor and surgeon. ER doctors only get adulation if they manage to save someone's ass. Otherwise, it's all kids with the sniffles and nail guns being used contrary to the user's instructions manual.

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[itsnotaonesie]

Yeah, okay, that's fair.

... Are nail gun accidents that common? Man, I really hope not.

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[toiletseat_girl]

You'd be surprised. Back home, had to reap two incidents with nail guns. One was totally an accident, the other was a domestic thing gone horribly wrong. That one was depressing.

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[itsnotaonesie]

Oof. This got dark real fast. That really sucks, man.

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[toiletseat_girl]

That's like daily life as a Reaper. This got dark real fast. Dark and occasionally messy.

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[itsnotaonesie]

As much as this place sucks, I'm glad you don't have to do that kinda stuff anymore.

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[toiletseat_girl]

So am I, believe me. If I can help it, I'm never gonna do that shit again.