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Hey! This is Peter. Leave a message, you know how this works. I'll get back to you as soon as I can, if I don't break my phone. Big if.

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From:

itsnotaonesie

[Make him file my taxes for me]

Now, I don't actually spend that much time on the ceiling. Only when I'm really bored.

From:

toiletseat_girl

[short form or long form?

in a teasing tone of ] Oh, well, sorry for not being sufficiently amusing. Any tips for how I can improve?

From:

itsnotaonesie

[BOTH]

Hey now, I was totally amused! I think the cold out here has just frozen my sense of humor.

From:

toiletseat_girl

[FINE. SHE'LL MAKE THAT HAPPEN]

As you should be. But that's a good point, how are you not freezing your ass off out there? Unless you're wearing your suit layered with like five other layers.

From:

itsnotaonesie

[GOOD THAT MIGHT BE DOABLE]

That is exactly what I'm doing, yes. It's actually working out pretty well, for the most part.

From:

toiletseat_girl

[CONSIDER IT DONE]

...okay. I've gotta ask. How d'you go to the bathroom in that get-up?

From:

itsnotaonesie

It is.

An ordeal.

A very cold ordeal that I will spare you the details of.

From:

toiletseat_girl

[she cackles on the other side of the line]

I'm imagining this whole thing and it's fucking beautiful, so don't ruin the illusion.

From:

itsnotaonesie

Dude! Don't imagine me going to the bathroom, that's weird!

[He does sound more amused than offended so you know what IMAGINE AWAY, GEORGE live your best life. Unlife. Whatever.]

From:

toiletseat_girl

[cackling]

You can't give me a set-up like that and NOT imagine how it works, c'mon!

From:

itsnotaonesie

I--

Okay, fair. This one's on me, I think I can own this.

Long story short, going to the bathroom out here sucks and I don't recommend it to anyone.

From:

toiletseat_girl

[sje continjes to cackkle]l That's what you get for following some randoo until the edge of nowhere.

From:

itsnotaonesie

[don't you cackkle at me!!!!]

I can't argue with that! Ugh.

[george wins that's it peter is defeated]

Hopefully we'll find something out here that'll make the annoying parts worth it.

From:

toiletseat_girl

]she will cackle if she darn well feels like it!]

I hope so. Otherwise, it's gonna be freezing your ass off for nothing and nobody wants that.

From:

itsnotaonesie

[BUT GEOOOOOOORGE]

I sure don't want that. I don't think the cold is hitting me as hard as it's hitting everyone else, though, so I really shouldn't complain.

From:

toiletseat_girl

[BUT WHAAAAAAT?]

Probably a perk of the whole super-powers thing. So yeah, definitely don't knock it.

Planning to take a lot of selfies with like rocks or whatever?

From:

itsnotaonesie

Yeah, I think that's it. I mean, I still feel the cold, but it's not like, slowing me down?

Honestly I've mostly just been taking pictures of Nate. It is impossible to take an unflattering picture of this guy and it's kind of driving me nuts.

From:

toiletseat_girl

That's good. For you, at least. Kinda sucks for everybody else.

Who the hell is Nate? [she'd like to think that she knows just about everyone her, but that name's not ringing any bells]

From:

itsnotaonesie

I think they'll be fine, they seem like a smart group. I don't think they would have come along if they couldn't handle it.

Nate's the guy who put this whole thing together, think he's been here a couple years?

From:

toiletseat_girl

This place has a nasty tendency to spring tricks on people, so I hope you're right.

Never met 'im. And damn, it's nearly two years for me. Fuck.

From:

itsnotaonesie

That's part of why I'm out here. If anything too crazy happens, I can handle it.

He's kinda got this cool uncle vibe going on, I think you'd probably like him. Especially if you like Indiana Jones.

From:

toiletseat_girl

...I was afraid you were gonna say that.

Okay. Maybe I'll have to look him up or something. Fair warning, though, I suck at being social with people I've never met before.

From:

itsnotaonesie

That's what I do, I handle things.

I don't know about that, I think you did pretty good with me when I was new.

From:

toiletseat_girl

[fondly] I know you do.

Yeah, but that's because [she makes vague arm gestures he obviously can't see] you're you. It is literally impossible to dislike you. True story.

From:

itsnotaonesie

[he laughs softly, maybe just a little embarrassed by the praise. Okay a lot embarrassed, but it's a good embarrassed.]

Y'know, I think that's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.